OK, this is not a bowl of fruit lit by a candle, on a table. So what? I’m calling it a still life. Wikipedia says, “A still life (plural: still lifes) is a work of art depicting mostly inanimate subject matter, typically commonplace objects which may be either natural (food, flowers, dead animals, plants, rocks, or shells) or man-made (drinking glasses, books, vases, jewelry, coins, pipes, and so on).” These items are in the “and so on” category. So there! It’s a still life.